th.
❝ 

you want the sad truth?

even if I forget you,

I’ll always miss you.


—Haiku on Memory  (via emptieds)



badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances







urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper




jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good




drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this







becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury




ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving